Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
Tôi nghĩ sẽ thật tuyệt nếu bạn đang viết một thông báo đòi tiền chuộc trên máy tính của mình, nếu chiếc kẹp giấy bật lên và nói: 'Có vẻ như bạn đang viết một thông báo đòi tiền chuộc. Cần giúp đỡ? Bạn nên sử dụng ngôn ngữ mạnh mẽ hơn, bạn sẽ nhận được nhiều tiền hơn.'
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