Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'
Trái cây yêu thích của tôi là nho. Bởi vì với nho, bạn luôn có được một cơ hội khác. Bởi vì, bạn biết đấy, nếu bạn có một quả táo hay một quả đào dở, bạn sẽ bị mắc kẹt với miếng trái cây dở đó. Nhưng nếu bạn có một quả nho dở, không vấn đề gì - hãy chuyển sang quả tiếp theo. 'Nho: Quả của hy vọng.'
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