Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Tôi thích dùng dòng chữ 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' trên bánh mì nướng vào buổi sáng, vì đôi khi khi ăn sáng, tôi thích tỏ ra hoài nghi. Bữa sáng thế nào? Không thể tin được.
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Morning | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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