Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
Tôi nghĩ rằng khi bạn mặc quần áo vào buổi sáng, đôi khi bạn thực sự đang đưa ra quyết định về hành vi của mình trong ngày. Giống như khi bạn đi dép xỏ ngón, bạn sẽ nói: 'Hy vọng hôm nay tôi không bị truy đuổi.' 'Hãy tử tế với những người đi giày thể thao.'
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Morning | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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