Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
Tôi có xu hướng tránh tivi, chính trị và những nơi có dây nhung.
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- People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
- I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
- I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
- I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
- If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Politics
- I think bad politics are incredibly dangerous, so it's important to make sure that people are communicating well. Culture and morale are super important. It's best to not force it, but let it happen organically and genuinely.
- In politics, you never know who's going to die, retire, or - in Illinois - get indicted.
- I'm not sophisticated when it comes to politics, when it comes to journalism.
- It is our experience that political leaders do not always mean the opposite of what they say.
- I would never enter politics, but I will go out and vote.