Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.
Stand-up giống như một chiếc thuyền chèo: thật thú vị và lãng mạn khi bạn chọn thực hiện điều đó. Nhưng nếu bạn không có lựa chọn nào khác ngoài việc chèo thuyền thì điều đó không thú vị bằng; đó là sự sống còn.
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Romantic | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Romantic
- I'd like to do a romantic comedy.
- Yeah, but there's nobody who represents romance to me like Cary Grant.
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