Danh ngôn của Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Tác giả: Fran Lebowitz | Chuyên mục: Pet | Sứ mệnh: [7]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Pet
- A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
- I had a PET scan, and it was cleared. Not one cell of cancer after three rounds of chemo. But I still had seven more just for safety, which was stupid. I should have just worked on therapy.
- No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- I believe giving pets 'people food,' while tempting, is generally frowned upon. As a pet owner you want to prioritize your animal's health over the entertainment value in watching your little guy bat around a small piece of chicken.
- A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.