Danh ngôn của George Carlin
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Nguyên nhân tử vong là do nuốt một lượng nhỏ nước bọt trong thời gian dài.
Tác giả: George Carlin | Chuyên mục: Time | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: George Carlin
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Time
- You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
- At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
- When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
- My life is full of drama, and I don't have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like.
- Time brings all things to pass.