Danh ngôn của George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
Trong một bữa tiệc trang trọng, người gần chết nhất phải luôn ngồi gần phòng tắm nhất.
Tác giả: George Carlin | Chuyên mục: Death | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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