Danh ngôn của George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Lý do chính khiến ông già Noel vui vẻ như vậy là vì ông biết tất cả những cô gái xấu sống ở đâu.
Tác giả: George Carlin | Chuyên mục: Christmas | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: George Carlin
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Christmas
- I drew a lot. I always had sketchbooks. My parents were really great about any gift-giving holiday - birthdays, Hanukkah, Christmas - it was always art supplies for my brother and I.
- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
- Every day is like Halloween or Christmas eve for me. I go to bed, and I'm so excited to get back to work. I'm very lucky that I have a career like that 'cause not many people do.
- God seeks to influence humanity. This is at the heart of the Christmas story. It is the story of light coming into the darkness, of a Savior to show us the way, of light overcoming the darkness, of God's work to save the world.
- I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have Christmas every day!