Danh ngôn của Jim Gaffigan
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
Với tư cách là một người cha, bạn là Phó chủ tịch của cơ quan điều hành nuôi dạy con cái. Cho dù tính cách của bạn như thế nào, bạn sẽ luôn là Al Gore đối với Bill Clinton của vợ bạn. Cô ấy cảm thấy đau đớn và bạn là tên mọt sách khó chịu bảo họ tắt đèn.
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