Danh ngôn của Mike Birbiglia
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
Tôi yêu pizza. Tôi muốn cưới nó nhưng sẽ chỉ ăn thịt gia đình cô ấy trong đám cưới thôi.
Tác giả: Mike Birbiglia | Chuyên mục: Wedding | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Mike Birbiglia
- I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'
- Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.'
- I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of cynical about romance and marriage but ultimately embraced it. Because I feel like comedy is always cynical, inherently, because it's contrarian.
- It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I'll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don't write back.
- You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would be so pointless.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Wedding
- I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
- I love both real and fake jewelry. My kids make me necklaces, and I wear those, too. Every day, I wear my gold wedding band and the Cartier watch my husband gave me.
- Fantasies can be great, but we shouldn't make the wedding a fantasy, because the wedding is the gateway to married life. It shouldn't be a moment of illusion; it should be a moment of preparation.
- In terms of wedding gifts, I like to buy people experiences.
- I get people using my admin skills to try to basically plan their wedding or stag night. They say, 'Can you just come up with six tasks for us on our hen night?'