Danh ngôn của Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Sáng nay khi tôi thức dậy, bạn gái tôi hỏi tôi, 'Anh ngủ ngon chứ?' Tôi nói 'Không, tôi đã phạm một vài sai lầm.'
Tác giả: Steven Wright | Chuyên mục: Morning | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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- I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Morning
- I'm very fortunate and grateful to wake up every morning in the rural countryside I live in, looking at farmland and these beautiful mountains.
- I don't care if it was 2 o'clock in the morning after a night game. I had to break down the film by myself before I watched it with the team. I wanted to see everything I did wrong and did right or I wouldn't be able to sleep.
- Every morning I wake up and thank God.
- There are so many songs in my heart and in my brain. I wake up at 2 in the morning, and I have to get up and sing them. There are so many of them, it's ridiculous.
- My only personal time is a couple of hours in the gym in the morning.