Danh ngôn của Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
Tôi đến ngân hàng và hỏi vay một cốc tiền. Họ nói, 'Để làm gì?' Tôi nói: 'Tôi đi mua một ít đường.'
Tác giả: Steven Wright | Chuyên mục: Money | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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