Danh ngôn của Steven Wright
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
Bác sĩ đã nói với tôi rằng tôi không nên tập thể dục cho đến khi tôi có thể trạng tốt hơn. Tôi nói với anh ấy, 'Được rồi; đừng gửi hóa đơn cho tôi cho đến khi tôi trả tiền cho bạn.'
Tác giả: Steven Wright | Chuyên mục: Work | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Work
- It's not that hard to be good, you can be good off raw talent. But I feel like it's that extra step, doing work and putting a body of work in and doing things when nobody else is watching. When nobody else is telling you to do it, you're pushing yourself to do it.
- Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another, but let him work diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.
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- 'A living dog is better than a dead lion.' Judge Douglas, if not a dead lion for this work, is at least a caged and toothless one. How can he oppose the advances of slavery? He don't care anything about it.
- Work is that which you dislike doing but perform for the sake of external rewards. At school, this takes the form of grades. In society, it means money, status, privilege.