Danh ngôn của Steven Wright
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Khi tôi 16 tuổi... tôi làm việc ở một cửa hàng thú cưng. Và họ sa thải tôi vì... họ có ba con rắn trong đó, và một ngày nọ tôi đã bện chúng lại.
Tác giả: Steven Wright | Chuyên mục: Pet | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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