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Danh ngôn của Bill Engvall (Sứ mệnh: 9)

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.