Danh ngôn của Bill Engvall
I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'
I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'
Một ngày nọ, tôi bước ra khỏi trung tâm thương mại và thấy một anh chàng đang đứng đó với chiếc móc áo khoác trên cửa sổ, tôi không thể ngăn mình lại. Tôi đã hỏi một câu hỏi ngu ngốc. “Anh khóa chìa khóa xe à?” 'Không, chỉ cần giặt nó thôi, sẽ treo lên cho khô.'
Tác giả: Bill Engvall | Chuyên mục: Car | Sứ mệnh: [9]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Bill Engvall
- I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
- It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
- I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Car
- Keep da money, cars, fame, and jewelry, and jus give me all the happiness - I'll be good forever.
- I really like listening to music in my car.
- Me and my partners had been stealing cars for a while.
- The way you dress or the car you drive or what you spend is to impress other people with how, I guess, successful and rich you are. But you're not, and you shouldn't, and who gives a damn what other people think anyway. So, that mentality, I think, is very destructive.
- Yeah, I left Idaho at 17. You know, I graduated high school a year early and just, you know, the typical story, packed up my car and moved out.