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Danh ngôn của Robin Williams (Sứ mệnh: 3)

Carpe per diem - seize the check.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.
Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah.
If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it.
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.
I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.
My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.
I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.
Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.