Danh ngôn của Billy Connolly
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Tác giả: Billy Connolly | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Billy Connolly
- Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
- Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
- I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
- My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.