Danh ngôn của David Lambert

I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor.
I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor.
Tôi rất hâm mộ những cô gái độc lập, có ý chí mạnh mẽ, nêu quan điểm của mình và có khiếu hài hước.
Tác giả: David Lambert | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [3]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: David Lambert
- I know Spanish pretty well. I'm half-Puerto Rican - my mom is from Puerto Rico - so I have a lot of family there, and my mom's first language is Spanish. But growing up in the States, and with my dad being from the States, I'm kind of just like this white kid.
- I owe everything to my mom. She definitely got me to where I'm at today. Without her I wouldn't be able to do the things that I do. She and I are very close.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.