Danh ngôn của Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Tôi có sáu ổ khóa trên cửa liên tiếp. Khi tôi đi ra ngoài, tôi khóa mọi cái khác. Tôi nghĩ dù có người đứng đó mở khóa bao lâu thì họ cũng luôn khóa được ba cái.
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