Danh ngôn của Jimmy Kimmel
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Thật buồn cười là tất cả những điều này đã diễn ra - tôi không nổi tiếng ở trường trung học, nhưng bây giờ mọi gã say rượu ở Hoa Kỳ đều muốn trở thành bạn của tôi. Tất cả họ đều muốn mua cho tôi một mũi tiêm, và chẳng bao lâu sau tôi sẽ nôn ói.
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- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.