Danh ngôn của Johnny Carson
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Tác giả: Johnny Carson | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [3]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Johnny Carson
- Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
- For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
- I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.