Danh ngôn của Vince Vaughn
I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.
I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.
Tôi luôn là fan của Johnny Carson vì anh ấy rất tuyệt vời với khán giả và không ngại sự hài hước tự ti.
Tác giả: Vince Vaughn | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [9]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Vince Vaughn
- I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn't see them.
- I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that until I almost had to pay someone to tow it away.
- My dad's name is Vernon and my mom liked the initials, V. V. My sisters and I got named Victoria, Valerie and Vincent so we'd be V. V.'s, too. But, then when you start getting pets' names that start with a 'v,' it's a little embarrassing.
- Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.
- If an ordinary person parks outside another ordinary person's house for a week, it's considered stalking. If, however, that person is considered newsworthy, it's perfectly legal for paparazzi to do the same thing.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.