Jesus wept; Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.
I'm always trying to make myself laugh. I'm the most enthusiastic audience I'm likely to find, so if it doesn't make me smile then it probably won't work on you. The jokes that only make me shrug get cut.
I have always worked hard. The only thing missing was a smile from Lady Luck.
I eat every two hours. I sleep for eight hours. I have lots of water. I pray to keep calm. Most importantly, I have a smile on my face.
When I hear theists and atheists pontificating on how they know God does or does not exist, I can only smile at the irrationality and, yes, vanity of the notion.
I've told several writers this, and, again, I get back to it, but if you want to make God smile, tell him your plans.
The only picture I have of my childhood is the picture of me in kindergarten. I have this expression on my face - it's not a smile, it's not a frown. I swear to you, that's the girl who wakes up in the morning and who looks around her house and her life saying, 'I cannot believe how God has blessed me.'
I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy saves my life every day.
There is less plastic in Tupperware factory than our film industry. People with plastic smile and plastic heart.
I don't usually talk about the social work I do because I don't do it for publicity. If I can bring a smile to the face of a few children in this one lifetime, I'd be happy.
Give yourself ten years of failing with a smile on your face. If, after ten years, you still have the passion, you're heading to success!
I don't have to jump up and smile just because TV wants me to.
Look back, and smile on perils past.
If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to do prop comedy. For example, if I'm at the supermarket with my husband, I might put 16 bags of marshmallows in our cart when he's not looking, or if I'm trying to make a kid smile, I'll put my glasses on crooked.
My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye.
I have a smile on my face because I am back on the pitch.
A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy and woo, He would chirp and flatter me, He would hang the wing awhile, Till at length he saw me smile, Lord! how sullen he would be!
We smile at the ignorance of the savage who cuts down the tree in order to reach its fruit; but the same blunder is made by every person who is over eager and impatient in the pursuit of pleasure.
After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer.
I like to smile a lot and I always try to be happy, joking around and stuff.
The bat is gone, but the smile remains.
There's nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
I just want to show the fans my big smile and play the game that I love.
I like to smile. I smile even when I'm nervous since it calms me down and shows my friendliness.
Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.
After my husband John Lennon passed away, I tried to smile for my health.
Art makes people smile, brings people together.
We all have our down days, but it's not hard to smile and say, 'Thank you.'
A healthy smile has always been important to me.
I used to cry on planes. I don't anymore. It probably took almost a hundred agonizing flights to get there. Now, when I take off, a smile quivers on the corner of my lips.
May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.
For a man so incredibly hairy and square, watching my dad get on a bike was like watching a penguin spread its wings and take flight. He'd take off at inhuman speed, a smile on his face, and never look back.
On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss this as some sort of bad trend in human culture. But the truth is life is being lived there. When they smile - right, you've seen people stop - all of a sudden, life is being lived there, somewhere up in that weird, dense network.
It's so hard not to smile.
As cheesy as it sounds, nothing beats a smile and a bit of confidence! As long as you feel good on the inside, you can still look beautiful without any makeup at all.