Women are the root of all evil. I ought to know. I'm Evel.
One of the most radical things women can do is to love their body.
I demanded more rights for women because I know what women had to put up with.
Charm, in most men and nearly all women, is a decoration.
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
If there is one thing that the women and men of the late 20th century who have an awareness and enjoyment of history can be sure of, it is that Islam was not sent from Heaven to foster egotism and mediocrity.
Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you have children that you realise you're not a nice person at all, but generally a selfish bully.
Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine.
I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have.
Women have no sympathy and my experience of women is almost as large as Europe.
One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.
There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade.
I think there was a freedom in the 1920s and 1930s: a certain liberty and evolution of women.
In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.
The term 'alpha female' originated in my field of animal behavior, but has acquired new meaning. It refers to women who are in charge, for example, by flirting and dating on their own terms. It is also used maliciously for a loud-mouthed, controlling woman who has no patience with deviating opinions.
I think we're struggling with trying to redefine various positions at this point in history. To allow freedom for women, freedom for men, freedom from those sharply defined gender roles.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.
Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.
Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
I like all types of women. I accept them as they are when they come into my life... But I'm not a romantic. I'm just up-front. I like to be a part of something real, not make-believe. I tell women to tell me the truth, to just lay it out. Let me be the judge and decide if I want you around or not. Let me have my choice.
Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.
The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness.
The middle of 'America's Women' is about the Civil War, and how women, black and white, confronted slavery and abolition. As in every other period of crisis, the rules of sexual decorum were suspended due to emergency.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
As a male writer, women are always what men pursue, and their world is always a mystery. So I always tried to present as many views as possible on women's worlds.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Women, by their nature, are not exceptional chess players: they are not great fighters.
Gaming in general is a male thing. It isn't that gaming is designed to exclude women. Everybody who's tried to design a game to interest a large female audience has failed. And I think that has to do with the different thinking processes of men and women.
Speaking very generally, I find that women are spiritually, emotionally, and often physically stronger than men.
Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
If I own a large part of Scotland, I can turn the people off the land practically into the sea or across the sea. I can take women in child-bearing and throw them into the snow and leave them there. That has been done. I can do it for no better reason than I think it is better to shoot deer on the land than allow people to live on it.
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.
Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven.
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.
When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different.
Nature makes woman to be won and men to win.