Danh ngôn của Craig Ferguson

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
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Tác giả: Craig Ferguson | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Craig Ferguson
- When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
- I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
- I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
- The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.