Danh ngôn của David Sedaris
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
Tôi đã viết nhật ký suốt ba mươi ba năm và viết vào đó mỗi sáng. Hầu hết chỉ là những lời than vãn, nhưng thỉnh thoảng sẽ có thứ gì đó tôi có thể sử dụng sau này: một câu chuyện cười, một mô tả, một câu trích dẫn. Đó là một sự trợ giúp vô giá khi nói đến việc giành chiến thắng trong các cuộc tranh luận. ‘Đó không phải là điều bạn đã nói vào ngày 3 tháng 2 năm 1996,’ tôi sẽ nói với ai đó.
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