Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
Tôi muốn làm một trò chơi ghép hình gồm 40.000 mảnh. Và khi bạn làm xong, nó báo 'đi ra ngoài.'
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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