Danh ngôn của Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Khi còn nhỏ, tôi thường cầu nguyện mỗi đêm để có được một chiếc xe đạp mới. Sau đó tôi nhận ra rằng Chúa không làm việc theo cách đó nên tôi đã lấy trộm một chiếc và xin Ngài tha thứ cho tôi.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Emo Philips
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Work
- It's not that hard to be good, you can be good off raw talent. But I feel like it's that extra step, doing work and putting a body of work in and doing things when nobody else is watching. When nobody else is telling you to do it, you're pushing yourself to do it.
- Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another, but let him work diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.
- With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds.
- 'A living dog is better than a dead lion.' Judge Douglas, if not a dead lion for this work, is at least a caged and toothless one. How can he oppose the advances of slavery? He don't care anything about it.
- Work is that which you dislike doing but perform for the sake of external rewards. At school, this takes the form of grades. In society, it means money, status, privilege.