Danh ngôn của Emo Philips
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Khi tôi thức dậy vào buổi sáng, tôi không thể bắt đầu cho đến khi tôi uống xong bình cà phê nóng hổi đầu tiên. Ồ, tôi đã thử các loại thuốc xổ khác.
Tác giả: Emo Philips | Chuyên mục: Morning | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Emo Philips
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Morning
- I'm very fortunate and grateful to wake up every morning in the rural countryside I live in, looking at farmland and these beautiful mountains.
- I don't care if it was 2 o'clock in the morning after a night game. I had to break down the film by myself before I watched it with the team. I wanted to see everything I did wrong and did right or I wouldn't be able to sleep.
- Every morning I wake up and thank God.
- There are so many songs in my heart and in my brain. I wake up at 2 in the morning, and I have to get up and sing them. There are so many of them, it's ridiculous.
- My only personal time is a couple of hours in the gym in the morning.