Danh ngôn của Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Tác giả: Erma Bombeck | Chuyên mục: Car | Sứ mệnh: [7]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Erma Bombeck
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Car
- Keep da money, cars, fame, and jewelry, and jus give me all the happiness - I'll be good forever.
- I really like listening to music in my car.
- Me and my partners had been stealing cars for a while.
- The way you dress or the car you drive or what you spend is to impress other people with how, I guess, successful and rich you are. But you're not, and you shouldn't, and who gives a damn what other people think anyway. So, that mentality, I think, is very destructive.
- Yeah, I left Idaho at 17. You know, I graduated high school a year early and just, you know, the typical story, packed up my car and moved out.