Danh ngôn của Erma Bombeck
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
Bạn có biết bạn gọi những người dùng khăn tắm và không bao giờ giặt, ăn cơm và không bao giờ rửa bát, ngồi trong phòng mà họ không bao giờ dọn dẹp và vui chơi cho đến khi mệt mỏi là gì không? Nếu bạn vừa trả lời là 'Có khách đến nhà' thì bạn đã nhầm vì tôi vừa miêu tả những đứa con của mình.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Erma Bombeck
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Mom
- I'm Ifa. I grew up practicing Ifa, my mom is Ifa, my whole family is Ifa.
- I vividly remember my mom would put on this VHS of Michael Jackson's greatest hits music videos. I'd watch that all the time.
- I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
- My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that.
- I know I wouldn't be a New York Yankee if it wasn't for my mom: the guidance she gave me as a kid growing up, knowing the difference from right and wrong, how to treat people and how to go the extra mile and put in extra work, all that kind of stuff.