Danh ngôn của Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Khi tôi nói với bác sĩ rằng tôi không đủ khả năng chi trả cho một cuộc phẫu thuật, ông ấy đã đề nghị chỉnh sửa ảnh X-quang của tôi.
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