Danh ngôn của Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Người đàn ông này từng đến trường cùng con chó của mình. Sau đó họ bị tách ra. Con chó của anh ấy đã tốt nghiệp!
Tác giả: Henny Youngman | Chuyên mục: Graduation | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Henny Youngman
- When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
- If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Graduation
- It's my goal to make martial arts compulsory for girls in school. In China, you have to do two years of martial arts' training without which you cannot get a graduation degree.
- If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.
- Adults tell students that it gets better, that the world changes after school, that being 'different' will pay off sometime after graduation. But no one explains to them why.
- For many, graduation marks the end of formal student life - the end of long spring breaks and of thinking that a 10 A.M. class is far too early.
- Really, the potential for, first of all, any college graduate today is enormously good. These are good times for anyone with a college degree today, particularly African Americans. With a college degree today, you really breach the unemployment rate.