Danh ngôn của Jay London
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Jay London
- I saw a stationery store move.
- My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
- I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
- I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
- My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.