Danh ngôn của Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
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Tác giả: Milton Berle | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Milton Berle
- If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
- A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.