Danh ngôn của Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Tôi muốn mua một chiếc giá đựng nến nhưng cửa hàng không có. Thế là tôi đã có được một chiếc bánh.
Tác giả: Mitch Hedberg | Chuyên mục: Birthday | Sứ mệnh: [3]
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