Danh ngôn của Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Cơm rất tuyệt nếu bạn thực sự đói và muốn ăn hai nghìn cái gì đó.
Tác giả: Mitch Hedberg | Chuyên mục: Great | Sứ mệnh: [3]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Mitch Hedberg
- I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
- Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
- I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Great
- Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.
- What makes a leader great is not the fact that she (or he) has all the answers, but the ability to inspire and empower us to find the answers.
- Great necessities call out great virtues.
- My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
- Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition. Whether it be true or not, I can say, for one, that I have no other so great as that of being truly esteemed of my fellow-men, by rendering myself worthy of their esteem. How far I shall succeed in gratifying this ambition is yet to be developed.