Danh ngôn của Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Con chó của chúng tôi chết vì liếm bức ảnh cưới của chúng tôi.
Tác giả: Phyllis Diller | Chuyên mục: Wedding | Sứ mệnh: [8]
Tìm kiếm kiến thức và thông tin về Phyllis Diller từ chuyên trang Kabala Tra Cứu. Nếu bạn không tìm được thông tin phù hợp, hãy liên hệ: [email protected]
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Phyllis Diller
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Wedding
- I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
- I love both real and fake jewelry. My kids make me necklaces, and I wear those, too. Every day, I wear my gold wedding band and the Cartier watch my husband gave me.
- Fantasies can be great, but we shouldn't make the wedding a fantasy, because the wedding is the gateway to married life. It shouldn't be a moment of illusion; it should be a moment of preparation.
- In terms of wedding gifts, I like to buy people experiences.
- I get people using my admin skills to try to basically plan their wedding or stag night. They say, 'Can you just come up with six tasks for us on our hen night?'