Danh ngôn của Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Các ngân hàng có một hình ảnh mới. Bây giờ bạn có 'một người bạn', nhân viên ngân hàng thân thiện của bạn. Nếu các ngân hàng thân thiện như vậy thì tại sao họ lại xích bút?
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Alan King
- If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
- Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
- Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
- We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
- Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Money
- I'm Jewish when it comes to money.
- The NCAA makes so much money off of their kids, and they put ridiculous - absolutely ridiculous - restrictions on everything that they can do.
- Social Security got passed because John D. Rockefeller was sick of having to take money out of his profits to pay for his workers' pension funds. Why do that, when you can just let the government take money from the workers?
- We set up a small bitcoin and ethereum mining operation... that miraculously now is actually making a lot of money.
- I can make more generals, but horses cost money.