Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
Người và sóc rất khác nhau. Hầu hết mọi người sẽ không tranh luận điều đó. Nhưng tôi thấy có một tình huống mà chúng rất giống nhau. Và đó là: khi tôi đang lái xe về phía họ. Sau đó, chúng khó có thể phân biệt được - đặc biệt nếu con người có nhiều lông.
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