Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Tôi yêu phụ nữ, nhưng tôi cảm thấy bạn không thể tin tưởng một số người trong số họ. Một số người trong số họ là những kẻ nói dối, bạn biết không? Giống như tôi đang ở trong công viên và gặp cô gái này, cô ấy rất dễ thương và có một con chó. Và tôi đến gặp cô ấy, chúng tôi bắt đầu nói chuyện. Cô ấy cho tôi biết tên con chó của cô ấy. Sau đó tôi nói, 'Nó có cắn không?' Cô ta đã nói không.' Và tôi nói, 'Ồ vậy à? Thế thì anh ta ăn uống thế nào?' Người nói dối.
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