Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'
Tôi thích trò chơi điện tử nhưng chúng rất bạo lực. Tôi muốn tạo một trò chơi điện tử trong đó bạn phải giúp đỡ tất cả các nhân vật đã chết trong các trò chơi khác. 'Này anh bạn, anh đang chơi trò gì vậy?' 'Bệnh viện siêu bận rộn. Bạn có thể để tôi một mình được không? Tôi đang thực hiện phẫu thuật! Anh chàng này đã bị bắn vào đầu khoảng 27 phát!'
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Alone | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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