Danh ngôn của Johnny Vegas
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Tôi từng rất tốt với trẻ con, nhưng khi lớn lên, tôi trở nên gắt gỏng và tệ hại với chúng. Về việc biểu diễn trong bữa tiệc sinh nhật của một đứa trẻ 6 tuổi, bạn không thể trả đủ tiền cho tôi.
Tác giả: Johnny Vegas | Chuyên mục: Birthday | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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