Danh ngôn của Sloane Crosley
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.
Bản thân Nữ hoàng Thủ công, Martha Stewart, và tôi có cùng ngày sinh. Tôi thích nghĩ rằng đó là Martha cầm súng bắn keo, làm bánh tart hoàn hảo chứ không phải Martha ném chảo đồng, đi tù. Nhưng tôi cho rằng nếu tôi định chia sẻ một ô lịch với một số người trong Martha, thì tôi phải chia sẻ nó với tất cả Martha.
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