Danh ngôn của Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Tôi cho cà phê hòa tan vào lò vi sóng và gần như quay ngược thời gian.
Tác giả: Steven Wright | Chuyên mục: Time | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Steven Wright
- I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Time
- You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
- At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
- When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
- My life is full of drama, and I don't have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like.
- Time brings all things to pass.