Danh ngôn của Tim Allen
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Mẹ tôi nói lý do duy nhất đàn ông còn sống là để chăm sóc bãi cỏ và bảo dưỡng xe cộ.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Tim Allen
- Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
- Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
- Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
- Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
- Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Mom
- I'm Ifa. I grew up practicing Ifa, my mom is Ifa, my whole family is Ifa.
- I vividly remember my mom would put on this VHS of Michael Jackson's greatest hits music videos. I'd watch that all the time.
- I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
- My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that.
- I know I wouldn't be a New York Yankee if it wasn't for my mom: the guidance she gave me as a kid growing up, knowing the difference from right and wrong, how to treat people and how to go the extra mile and put in extra work, all that kind of stuff.