Danh ngôn của Rita Rudner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Rita Rudner
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Pet
- A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
- I had a PET scan, and it was cleared. Not one cell of cancer after three rounds of chemo. But I still had seven more just for safety, which was stupid. I should have just worked on therapy.
- No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- I believe giving pets 'people food,' while tempting, is generally frowned upon. As a pet owner you want to prioritize your animal's health over the entertainment value in watching your little guy bat around a small piece of chicken.
- A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.